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Does this thing still work? Hello?

And Sidney Lowe's Wolfpack Basketball Schedule:

By Tripp:


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Speaking of Football

The 2006 Wolfpack Football Schedule and Calendar by Tripp:


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It's almost that time of year

I don't think I'll ever get tired of seeing this:

keaton phoenix newton

The Dirty Sanchez, The Houdini, The Puerto Rican Handshake...

...The Bastard Pony, The Jelly Doughnut, The Cleveland Steamer and of course The Cartwheeling Nibibian... and none of them include this little trick.

Wait for it, waaaaiiiiit. BAM!

Cokeheads are really just Naked Bakers.

There is no law against not wearing pants!

As seen on Break.com

I've heard of Black Helicopters, but White Helicopters?

A gracious man from Charlotte, he sacrifices much to keep his Queen City safe and away from all the rogue helicopter pilots and pussies.

Thank you crazy turtleneck man!


Crazy Turtleneck Man Tortured by Rogue Helicopter Pilot

cookin' with gas!

Be sure to fill out your brackets in a hurry- the season is already underway! You can learn more and download a pdf at:

HURRICANEHOOPLA.COM

Groovy Green

Just so you know...

I’m participating in a new website on sustainability and other environmental issues. Visit Groovy Green and let me know what you think. Newton takes it up a notch! Please give me comments and constructive criticism as this will help as we work out the bugs on this new site.

Thanks.

This guy should be called Rainman just for his shooting!

Here's an awesome story about an autistic kid that got in the last four minutes of the last game of his career as the bball team's manager... and then rains 3s like he's trying to show up JJ Reddick and Adam Morrison!

Watch the video associated with the article, it's awesome!

Why?

Why didn't I go to UNC? It would be nice to be on the winning team once in a while. Herb is Roy's bitch. Good for Roy. Yay to being the 3rd best team in our state!

Getting ready to rumble - Great Article On tonights State vs.unc Game

Getting ready to rumble - Sports: "supposed to be a cheerleader. I'm not supposed to pick a side. I'm supposed to sit in the middle on some imaginary fence, relaying what I see to you."

Car wrecks are not cool.

After a baby shower this weekend, I realized hom many people did not know that myself and 3 others were in a car wreck last weekend. I thought I told everyone, but that Vicadin's a powerful drug {Rick James chuckle}.

Anyway, here's the short version of the story: myself (driving) and three unnamed passengers (identities withheld as I haven't told them I'd be putting this up on the internet) were returning from a Wake Forest bball game (that they actually won!?!) when an old lady ran the red light at a 9-lane intersection and t-boned us right on the driver's side doors. We spun around at least once (hard to count) until we were stopped by the curb about 40ft away. Passenger A behind me in the back seat was knocked out for at least 5 mins while everyone else remained awake. I was compressed accordian style in the hit and the wind was knocked out of me by what felt like a Lincoln Town Car... turns out it was a Lincoln Town Car.

Passenger A and I made visits to the hospital, A by ambulance, me a couple of minutes later after some police work. Both of us were cleared that night with "soft-tissue" contusions and feeling like crap.

Passengers B and C on the passenger side were banged up, tweeked and torqued but did not seek immediate medical treatment, though still remain a bit sore. Passenger A is still having headaches and a little sore and I feel very similar, though I'd say my back hurts worse and more often more than my head.

Here's the lesson: buy Mercedes. We sere driving in what must be one of the biggest, sturdiest and most-tall-person-suited cars I've seen: a 1991 Mercedes-Benz 350SDL Turbo Diesel. This thing had 260k miles on it and drove better than my Jeep (which is how I ended up with this car from my pops). A night or so before the accident we parked next to a Ford Excursion, and the Big Benz was just as long... that's a lot of car folks. After this wreck, which is really the first for me, I am fully convinced that Big Benz saved all of us a lot more pain and maybe even our lives. Four of us took a four-door Lincoln doing about 40mph to the side and we essentially walked away from the accident (once Passenger A woke up).

Here's a site with some pictures of the car, I'd say Big Benz held up really well considering, so take it for what it's worth and keep safe.

Big Benz saves the day!

Coming soon to a theater near you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

Some Cool Websites

Make sure to click both options and read some of the stuff on the page...it is worth the time.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/

A great place to find sweet videos like the crazy jumping man.
http://www.stupidvideos.com/index.htm

The best new search engine on the web.
http://www.gizoogle.com/

Peace to all you fools and hope all is well. Cleveland still rocks!

Spice

Funniest hoax I've seen on TV.

Man this is funny! They couldn't have picked a better victim...

Office Memo About This Year's Company Picnic...

Please note that at this year's company picnic there will be only one drink per person, please bring your own cup.

When Gymnasts Start Hanging with the Wrong Crowd...

You get this guy. He's pretty badass, and apparently has balls the size of kasaba melons. As my man Hunter "The Dog Wisperer" stated: This man has no need to fear the po po. Thanks for the video Hunter.

Once he gets done on the playground, skip ahead through the random camera stuff to where he starts playing on buildings... that's where it get's gnarly.

Is This the Next Great Player for NC State?!?!?

I say hell yeah!!! How awesome would that be?

At best, he looks like a surfer-dude from Scooby-Doo, but plays like a Pistol Pete incarnate. Actually, he's been compared to just about every decent white basketball player of the last 50 years (Pistol, Dirk, Nash, Bird, Reddick, Zwikker... ok, not Zwikker), as well being described as a Julius Hodge that can shoot. After watching the high-lights, I'm going with the Jules meets Pistol. He's a skinny 6'5" and will join the team this January and sit out until Jan 2007 when he'll play as a Redshirt Freshman. Technically, he's a transfer from Pitt, but his whole story is too long and interesting for this post to cover. Just enjoy the clips...

Here's to Trevor Ferguson and his hair, Welcome to the Pack.

Trevor One
Trevor Two (my fave)
Trevor Three